Well hi everyhuman, school's cancelled now, and I'm still here. And I can't get a ride home because all the roads are closed! YAAAAY.
This is the price you pay when something amazing happens. My day has officially been balanced.

Hi everyhuman, InkTapper here.

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you're at ChuckeeCheese's with your family for your sister's borthday and a song from My Little Pony comes on and you start singing along.

Waddap mah niggas, I to the N to the K-Tapper here, and at the moment it is 12 fukken eighteen fukken AM here, and if sleepiness was alcohol, I'm a lightweight. I'm just bliggity-bloggin to check on y'all, see how y'all's is doin and what what. Shit what was I gonna say?

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Heya everyhuman InkTapper(licious) here.
It just keeps getting worse! I can't even move without this lurching nausea and throbbing headache hitting me right in the face. And I just wanna eeeat! Ugh!
The only reason I'm blogging about this is because I can't talk to people right now. So yeah, that's my justification for annoying you. Blarg.

Hi everyhuman InkTapper here with a blog! I know right? It's been too long. I've been kind of sick for the last week, I have no idea what it is though. Basically, I'm motion sick even though I'm not moving. It's really weird, every time I move I feel like I'm going to vomit, even when I'm hungry. Soo that's been happening.
I changed my avatar just now too, on my iTouch which, and I don't like to brag but, takes a lot of skill

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Hey. Hey Absol, InkTapper here. Christmas is over. Take the damn santa hat off.
What do you mean you can't do it until I have a computer? You're a pokemon, for God's sake, just fucking take it off.
You don't need hands! Just wipe it off or shake your head or something!
Ugh! You're impossible.

(A cookie for anyone who knows what that song is from)

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Hey everyhuman, InkTapper here.
You're gonna love this. This kid's got almost my exact writing style (slightly better though) his story

Could somehuman tell me what time it is in my time zone right now? Pwease?