What is up, everyman?! ColdHeart here once again from his brief break from everything MLP! Doesn't sound that bad, but in the past few days I was basically being a big Scootaloo (chicken). If you really want the whole story of me hiding my broniness away from my family by taking rather desperate measures and why, I can tell you, but I'd rather not overwhelm anyhuman.

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Hi everyhuman. ColdHeart here. Don't know how to say this without sounding incredibly weak, but I can't have anyhuman in my family here in Colorado know about this site, and now they're very close to finding me out. Won't go into the details. Deleting my Internet history so they won't see what I've been doing and turning off the WifFi capabilities on my iTouch. You won't hear from me or see me online again until after January the fifth. So this is goodbye, for now. Wish me luck.

Hiiiii everyhuman. ColdHeart here referring to himself in the third person again. I don't know exactly how many times I've made excuses for the slowness of chapter 5, but if you haven't completely given up on me, I thank you with much moustache. As of right now, chapter five of The Diary of Pinkamena Diane Pie is an MS word document that hasn't been touched since Christmas and won't be until around the ninth or tenth, ok, maybe the eighth of January because every break from school I come up

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Hey, everyhuman ColdHeart here with an opinion on the latest episode of MLPFIM. Actually, it's just going to be me saying OH MY F***ING GOD I LOVE YOU PINKIE PIE!!!! Seriously, the cotton candy bubblegum too much sugar and caffeine party mare just put all the comedy any of the other characters on the show could ever achieve to shame! I almost cried from the sheer epic randomness of her moustache and for the first time she managed to break the fourth wall, break the laws of physics and make me

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Hey everyhuman, ColdHeart here. If you've seen the current cover art for the story I'm currently working on, The Diary of Pinkamena Diane Pie, you'll notice that I suck at editing and computer art, and since I would appreciate my stories getting some attention, I am in desperate need for anyhuman with skills at computer art and/or editing that would be willing to create a few great pictures to use as cover art. If you're interested, please PM me and I'll fill you in on the details. Thanx!

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Hi everyhuman, ColdHeart here with a problem. Chapter 5 of Pinkamena Diane Pie has been running kind of slow, and it's mostly because I've been hangin' around this site sharing my opinion WAY too much. So today, ColdHeart will be staying away from fimfiction.net completely just to work on chapter 5, which should be posted some time after Christmas day. I'm doing this for your own good. ColdHeart out. PEACE.

Hey everyhuman, ColdHeart here with a review on the latest episode of MLP, Apple Family Reunion. I realize that I'm a bit late, but the only way for me to watch the show is on my tablet somewhere in my house where no one is looking (I'm a closet brony), so I just watched this episode a few minutes ago. This was, as the title would suggest, a very Applejack episode, something we don't see that often. At first the sheer lack of Pinkie Pie made me upset, since she was in like two seconds of the

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Hi, everyhuman, ColdHeart here, sharing a few words about incest clopfics. First I'd like to say that I will be posting a lot of these kind of blogs: just me going on a rant about what I think. You don't have to read on, but if you do, I'd love to hear your opinion in the comments. ANYWAY, mlp incest! yeah, no. never. I'm sorry but no matter how arousing you try to make it sound, Applejack getting it on with Big Mac is just gross on so many levels. I just came across an AppleMac clopfic and in

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Hi, everyhuman ColdHeart here. It's great to be working on The Diary Of Pinkamena Diane Pie again! Chapter five is coming along smoothly and should be posted.... soon.

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So, um, I'm kind of like bored out of my mind right now and I thought I might take this opportunity to get this message across to everyhuman:

Don't try explaining the things that make us happy, because odds are the process of sneezing paper is pretty gross. that is all.