To anybody who cares, I haven't abandoned the stories. I'm just taking a prolonged break to work on my greentexts because those are more fun at the moment than actually typing up a new chapter.

Don't worry, there's plenty of writers with an ounce of talent of this site. Go get it on with one of them.

I just had a sexy idea: Lego ought to team up with Hasbro and make some PONY LEGO SETS!

Aw shit, son. That's a badass idea!

Oh God... I'm so sorry, guys... I'd have a new chapter out by now if I had the time, but school's been slamming my ass hard for the last two weeks. Don't worry your pretty little heads, though, for I shall return with a vengeance as soon as I get my crap together.

Almost done the new chapter! I'm so lonely....

Gf called to talk about babies... My creative boner has died.