I might scribe wurdz. About Michael und Colmillo. Mayhaps.

Let's be real. They smell like straight-up shit when you're three meters away(METRIC BITCH), can you imagine going face-to-snatch with thing? Not to mention, If you don't do a good job, they can just kick you to death. Oh, and what if while you're fuckin 'em, they shit all over your dick? Ew.

Can we acknowledge that horses are gross, as well as whoever fucks them?

Robin Williams wasn't thaaat funny. He had his moments, but thats all they were, moments. Not that big of a "tragedy", as i've heard it called. I'd say its equivalent to maybe, a bank robbery.

Really, fuckin', hard.

Malaysia needs to stay out of the sky, 'cuz they obviously were never meant to be there. One crash, I get that, we all fuck up, even me(Rarely, i'm pretty fuckin' awesome). But two? In a span of months? Step up ya game, guys.

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Go read At Your Service by Deyeaz. And listen to Hopsin, and pretty much anyone signed to Funk Volume. Hop is the best though. That fact, and yes it is a fact, is not up for debate.

I'd make links, but I ain't gonna. Find 'em yourselves, ya lazy fucks. (The irony here is that i'm just too lazy to make one)

Fuck you and everything you stand for, I'm Leaving. This site can suck my 7 inch dick, and I hope you all get cancer. Seriously. Send all my love to Akumokagetsu and Dropbear271. They are Gods among Men.

Happy Birthday, Undead_Brony! You Love I!!!

P.S- Knighty swallows cum. Fuck your rules, cunt, i'll NSFW wherever I want. Cock sucker. Ban me nigga, do it!!!

HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD IN 4 HOURS!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! SWEET MAGNIFICENT MOUNDS O' MAMMARY MEAT!!!! BOOZE WEED AND SWEAT PERMEATING THE AIR WHILST YOU LOOSE YOUR GODDAMNED MIND!! CHARLIE SCENE AND JOHNNY 3 TEARS TITILLATING YOUR SENSES WITH THE AUDIOTORY ORGASMS THAT IS THEIR LYRICAL GENIUS!! I CAN'T WAIT 4 MORE HOURS!!! I'M LOOSIN' MAH SHIT, MAN!! I'M LOOSIN' IT!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK!!!! MEEE!!! WITH BROKEN GLASS!! AND RAZOR BLADES!!!! AHH!!!

Changed my mind, deleted it! RFS:MGA is no more. Now go home.

TOOT TOOT!!! ALL ABOARD THE SS LIES-ABOUT-BEING-CREATIVE!!!

The author of a story i recently favorited used an idea i gave him, which is cool, but he said he got it from another story, and was trying out new ideas. Bull shiite! Im not tryin to get credit, i could give a rats ass, but don't lie and act like your creative! 'But Undead, maybe it was a typo!'

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Anyone else hear about the meteor strike in Russia? Wonder who they pissed off...