My friend sent me a bunch of photos that I was going to download to my phone, but my phone wouldn't let me. In retaliation, I sent him a bunch of gay pony porn and Twilight X Sining Armor R34(which he hates with a passion) Was it wirth it?

SWEET BABY JESUS! LIVING THE DREAM HAS BEEN UPDATED! JESUS H CHRIST IT'S A MIRACLE! WHY AM I SCREAMING?!

Quote of the Day: "I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom!"

Tom Clancy just died on Wensday... HE HAS NOT DIED IN VAIN!

I leave for one day... and get 20 alerts and 13 messages... fuck my life...

I posted this comment on the story ... And then Everypony was an Alicorn

Sweetie Belle sighed, seeing that Rarity had forgotten about breakfast, and poured out some of the cereal for herself. That at least she could do without causing a fire. Probably.

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Everyone's playing GTA V and I'm just sitting here waiting for Battlefield 4

Quote of the day: "Car is best way to fly through the ocean."

What do you do for fun?

Me? I just be and asshole and smartass... it's my special talent.