Hey, remember when I said I was going to review this movie the day after the "Mothra vs Godzilla" episode?

I lied.

There, that was my April Fools joke. Now fuck off.

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The year is 1964. Godzilla's 10th anniversary. He gets two films this year, and I'm looking at one today, with the other getting its time in the sun tomorrow.

On this day, the last day of March, we cover what has become an undeniable classic in not just the Godzilla franchise, but in Japanese cinema.

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Wow, finally after about three weeks we're getting to the first Godzilla sequel! The year is 1955, less than a year after "Gojira's" release in November of the previous year. The film was a massive success, being released not far from "Seven Samurai" and becoming a part of what would later be known as the Golden Age of Japanese cinema. So what to the execs at Toho do when faces with such a big hit? Rush out a sequel, of course! I'm not even kidding, "Godzilla Raids Again" was released just six

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Welcome to the second half of this blog, where I get more personal and share some stories of my own regarding sexuality and how it's related to FimFiction.
This is being written in my usual style instead of a proper essay, so this will be a lot shorter than Part 1.
Anyways, for those of you who didn't know, I'm bisexual.
I'm quite attracted to females, but I've also had crushes on certain men, and currently have a boyfriend.

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This seems pretty random to talk about, given this is being posted in the middle of my Godzilla retrospective, but the idea came to me while I was in North Carolina, looking at some colleges. The idea came to me when I realized how open the people on FimFic are in terms of sexuality, both in sexual orientation as well as fetishes and the like. I just want to let you all know going into the bulk of this essay that I'm not attacking or criticizing the mature rated content nor the producers of

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You know how I was with the first episode? All semi-serious and stuff? Yeah, that's going out the window from here on out. "Gojira" was a dark, serious look at the effects of nuclear weapons blah blah blah, and the rest of the franchise doesn't follow through on that much. Of course, not only do you know that already, but you're also here for some awesome kaiju fights. Well, "King of the Monsters" doesn't necessarily have that, but it does have some good American cheese to compliment the gloomy

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Yes, exactly what it says on the tin. Considering the 60th anniversary of Godzilla is here, along with the release of the second American reboot in May, I thought it would be nice to start a series of reviews of the franchise from now until then. Keep in mind, I haven't seen all of the Godzilla movies, especially from the Showa series, but I will do a blog on each one I've seen. Hell, most of these I own, but some I've only rented back in the days when Blockbuster let you rent VHS tapes. Yes,

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I'm not sure how to introduce a blog regarding something personal about myself.
I'm not the kind of person who blogs about their issues.
I'm the kind of person who sees blogs as another form of advertisement.
And really, there's no reason for me to be telling you the following stuff.
As far as I know, most of you are bots sent to give me the illusion that I have any purpose on this site whatsoever.
With that said... I think I need to express some reoccurring thoughts I've had lately.

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I'm sure you were all waiting for a new riff to come out of my ass.
All nine of you.
The first riff I've done in over 3 months is non-canon, and is a remake, actually.
Or should I say, a visit to an old friend.
For those of you who don't remember "120 Days of Blueblood", God bless you, but for those of you who do...
We're all in the same flaming boat together.
I would like to thank MrSing, Something Eight, Sigma, Kalash93, Steven Theman, and KillerSteel for working with me on this.

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I have been a comedian/riffer for over a year now, although I took a real interest in comedy about four years ago.
I was 14 then, and then I had been introduced to two men who would heavily influence my style of comedy.
The first was George Carlin, who I watched heavily from 14 to about 16, and this was back when I was more misanthropic than anything.

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