LOOK AT THE CUTENESS.

FEAR IT.

FEAR IT OR IT CREATES AN EVERLASTING TUNNEL IN YOUR URETHRA.

It exists, just....just...GIVE ME A MOMENT.

My brother wanted to meet you all, since I've told him so much about my wonderful group of friends. Heh, heh-Yes, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

So....ummm....he'll be commenting here in a second, and you can all say hi to him if you want. I wouldn't, but ya know.

Be as rough as you have to on him. He's 7, so he can take it.

AND YOU SHOULD ALL FOLLOW HIM. HIS FAVORITE BACKGROUND PONY IS APPLEJACK, AND I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE ON SUCH A THING. SO....YES. FOLLOW SHOOTER5503, FOR HE IS MY FRIEND, AND SHALL BE YOURS, AS WELL!

LE PROFILE PAGE FOR MAH FRIEND

Lay claim to the Kingdom, Ignatious!

Hi, I'm here again. Somebody comment on this blog post.....

PLEASE...no one ever does.

Anyway, LisaWolf put the idea into my mind....a simple story, a sad story, of how pony Twilight came to be....

This is all I will say. Await for the butts, 'Smarties.'

OHOHO THAT TICKLED MY THIGH.

Be sure to check it out! But make sure you read both the ORIGINAL "Twilight's secret past" and "Starbloom Chronicles", both by LisaWolf. It will help avoid confusion, trust me. Plus, they're both good stories and they won't take long to read, so that can't hurt.

I guess you guys will see a new story from me today....that is, if everything accords to plan. Fair warning, though. I suggest you all read the fanfictions "Starbloom Chronicles" and "Twilight's secret past", both by LisaWolf before you read whatever the hell is coming up. Those two stories do NOT correspond with eachother, but they will with what I've got in mind, so it will help to read them. Plus, it doesn't hurt that they're actually good stories.

Hello, cicadas. Do not be alarmed. I AM WholeFingShow, except I'm not WholeFingShow, I'm fred2266. Does that make any sense? I changed my username because it does not reflect who fred2266 is. It instead reflects who WholeFingShow is.....which is me, fred2266...

Any questions?

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS AND WHY DO I FEEL SO SPECIAL BECAUSE OF IT?