Hello, I'm juts going to give you guys a little update on the coming chapter. Some matters have come up in my life, which have delayed the writing process significantly. Please understand that none of it is critical or lasting. Regardless, the effects are clearly present in the rate of words I'm producing.

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Whoa, how long has it been? Eight? Nine days? Well, I'm making a blog now.

Hello everyone. I haven't left or died. I've been right here. Doing my own thing. I'll make this pretty straightforward -- covering all that needs to be said as effectively as possible.

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Hello, I have returned unscathed. My trip was nice, and I did a great deal of things. Among a few of them being me crashing into a pole, then immediately later flying through the air like a bird only to later land squarely on my chest sliding an additional twenty-five feet. Good times.

No injuries were sustained, thankfully.

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Hello everyone! The wintery apocalypse has finally ended, and the warming grace of Spring is upon us. Except for you people in the North East. It may never end for you. So sorry.

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Hello ladies and gentlemen, it is I, your friendly neighborhood Noakwolf. What is that? You don't have a Noakwolf in your neighborhood? What kind of life have you people been living? All of the cool towns have Noakwolfs. Seriously, get with the times! In the sweet age of communication wouldn't you imagine a world where every community should have at least one?

But... we'll discuss this in full, radiant detail at a later date. For now, let's talk about the blog, yes?

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*Arnold Grunt* What are you waiting for? The new chapter is out! GO GET TO THE CHOPPAH! DO IT NOWOO!

(I hope you enjoy it!)

- Noakwolf

Dear readers, I have unfortunately run into a rut. A rather deep, and boggy one at that if I say so myself. Not a one by literal terms, but one of a metaphorical sense. This ravine I am referring to is the current predicament I've landed in while editing the chapter.

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Hello everyone, it's been about a week since I made a blog.

I'll be honest, I was expecting to be done with the chapter and have it posted right around this time. However, due to a shift in my work schedule, and the fact I've contracted a horrible cold, has left me confined to my bed/couch. In the times I am able to operate properly, I work on the chapter. Luckily, I'm a good way through it. But it'll be another few days before it's even remotely ready to be posted.

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There was a time, not long ago, that I had the joy of owning a tennis ball. A small, fuzzy lime-colored sphere that brought me more joy than Wilson did Tom Hanks. I would hold it delicately in my cupped hands. We'd laugh, and play in the park. One day, I threw the ball, launching it up into the surly afternoon sky.

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Why is it that when you toss a bone, or a thing for a dog to chase, they never bring it back? Rather, the thrilling moment when your canine-companion dashes with full haste to retrieve the freshly tossed item, diligently clasping it between their jaws. However, in the end, only to pass you by and do anything in their power to keep said object from you? Is it just me? With just my dogs? Well alright then...

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