Today would have been a normal day. But then Mother Nature just randomly decides that she wants to get her shit together and makes it snow. What's so special about this turn of events, you might ask? Well I'll tell you.

This is the first time it's snowed all year. Seriously.
Freezing balls? Check.
Windy? Check.
Overcast? About once a week at least.
Snow? Nope.
And it just pisses me off. Maybe Mother Nature is finally hitting menopause. Or maybe she's on her period or something.

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Holy shit. Just, holy fucking shit.
I was watching MLP ( Cutie Mark Chronicles, to be specific), when i noticed some mind-blowing shit.

In the crowd at 11:21 are Colgate and Derpy as grown-ass mares. Lyra and Bonbon are found at 11:27. Again, full fucking grown mares. Derpy again at 11:57. Colgate, Lyra, AND Bonbon are all at 12:04, and they are ALL full adults.

There is a hole in the goddamn space-time continuum.

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As I lay on my bed one night, staring at the ceiling, my thoughts turned to FiM, as they often do when my mind wanders. But this time was different. I'm not entirely sure how or why, but I had a story idea spontaneously burst into existence and anchor itself firmly into place.

This is a story about a filly. A sad filly. An abused filly. A filly that Fluttershy discovers at death's door, and eventually adopts. And they are torn from each other (temporarily).

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Okay, It's been an eternity for all you guys, so I'll fill you in on the current situation:

I'm stuck.I go to write down stuff, and after a while I lose self-confidence and delete whatever I wrote down. What can I say? I'm my own worst critic.

Anywhore, I'll give you my best ideas that I have so far, and you can decide what you want to see first!

A) "Fuk da poleese!!!" (Or, uh, guards as it were.)

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I know you guys have probably been waiting with baited breath for chapter 4, and I apologize. I probably should've planned this story out, but I didn't. I don't, can't, and won't be able to just sit at a desk and plan out from beginning to end what's gonna happen. That shit's impossible for me. I have a much more free "I had an idea, so I'm gonna write it down!" approach. I apologize again for any inconvenience, and hope that you guys don't totally hate me for killing your buzz.

My first story I published has met astounding success! Really, it's astounding to me. Never would I have thought that so many people would read my story! Last time I checked, it was well over 100 views! That may not seem like a lot to some of you guys, but to me, it's huge!

As a celebration, I thought I'd ask around and see the opinion on something else.

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