AN: This project has been cancelled due to a number of circumstances. In its stead, I am now planning a rewrite which I aim to finish. If, for some unfathomable reason you want to know why, see this blog.

A first-person fanfic based on the concept of "Why am I Pinkie Pie?!". Only with Angel instead of Pinkie.

Shoutout to Page Turner for giving me that swag picture to use for this story's cover!