Merry Christmas and all that...

I'm a bit drunk, okay?

Why is it that when I get to the part in this story where Shining Armor gets his ass kicked and thrown in a cell, it slightly arouses me? Should I go see a shrink about this?

Anyway, have a very good holiday y'all! Try not to get run over by an ambulance, and drink responsibly, but without any limits, mmkay?

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So one of my not-so-recent blog posts posed a question about whether there is a point that a ponyfic becomes "wasted effort," since the amount of time and expertise channeled into it might have better served an original fic instead. This is not to say MLP fanfics should have an "upper limit" in quality, but rather that I would think twice before spending the "best of the best" among

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...that I wrote as part of a trade between me and marking: A sketch for a (very) short story based on the sketch.

Please ignore this post.

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...is this cunt:

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Not sure if anything has changed...

Anyway, I wrote some new stuff, and I would be delighted if you decided to give it a read. That is all.

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Okay, have some Swans and some Rarity:

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A followup to this blog: (link)

7) A Pythonesque fic

There do exist fics that apparently do crossovers with Monty Python films for whatever reason, but is there a fic out there that genuinely captures the feel of the original Monty Python's Flying Circus TV series?

THE ONE THAT JUST REPLACES THE CHARACTERS FROM RANDOM SKETCHES WITH PONIES DOESN'T COUNT!

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I've been putting off blogging as of late because my account was nearing two "milestones" at the same time: this is my 30th blog (hurray for nice round numbers!!! ), and I have just reached 100 followers.

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- You can't say "slaughter" without "laughter"
- You can't say "sexist" without "exist"
- You can't say "life" without "if"
- You can't say "belief" without "lie"
- You can't say "business" without "sin"
- You can't say "bodies" without "die"
- You can't say "decadence" without "decade"
- You can't say "failure" without "lure"
- You can't say "borrow" without "row"
- You can't say "fellow" without "low"

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