I KNOW I'M NOT WRITING! TIS EXAMS! ONCE I GET THAT DONE, I SWEAR I'LL GET SOMETHING DOWN! I also have a novel to write which I'll post chapters onto here for your guys opinion, BUT I'M GETTING THERE! Exams start the week after next, so, well, FUCK ME!

PLEASE!

Something I wrote for a friend while bored. Borderlines explicit.

One day, in a pristine white kitchen, a banana and an orange sat in a fruit bowl. Their fortieth staring competition drew to a close, with once again nether winning.
“Drat. This seems to be getting nowhere.” The banana noted.
The orange giggled.
“Right! Onto sex then?”

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I'm writing again.

It's spring and after a long break from writing I feel now is the time to start again. For the few weeks I have till exams I mean. Anyway, I also did a bit of spring cleaning, by deleting stories I felt I were never going to get done or just abandoned.

Also I'm getting some sexy glasses soon.

Bye.

Yea, New Zealand, where I live, is right in the middle of a bunch of fucking earthquakes.

I'm fine, thanks for caring, but some of me mates have the absolute shits.

What does this mean to most of you?

Absolutely nothing. Enjoy not worrying about your home town falling into the earth.

So I went full out. For an ENTIRE HOUR!

No one talks to me anymore...

"Good."

Triple digits! 100 followers! Best birthday present ever!

Bwahahahaha! I love you guys! To celerbrate, I'm attempting to draw Rainbow Dash in your guys honor and then write a fic based on it. Something short though, which will be a first for me. Seriously, everything I've done so have has been planned as near novels! A very unhealthy habit.

Well, now I'm sixteen, up with the triple digit writers, and slowly getting better at school work. Everything's looking up!

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Today, I turned sixteen. I can now fuck people. In the literal sense.

Me and a few mates went to my mothers farm for a few days. We trashed the place. I don't think I'm doing that again. Also, we got piss drunk. WOO!

Stories? Na.

Going to have an hour long shit then watch anime. Toots!

"I asked if I should start again, and the main answer was yes. This is the first hundred words or so that followed."

It was the small hours of the night, the moon shining high above with it's company of stars. All was quiet in the small urban village of Ponyville, only those who had many a book to read or a late movie to enjoy with friends could be possibly awake.

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I've just brought a thousand tickets to hell,

and it was worth it.