I get to write about whatever I want. So now, it's time to write about Obama and gun control. For those of you who do not know, an assault rifle is any rifle which uses an assault class cartridge, and that has either a selective fire mechanism or has an automatic function. This means that an AK-47 that can only fire semiauto is not an assault rifle. Same with an M16 that can't fire burst. So, now we know what an assault weapon is. As we all know, in recent months, Obama's administration has

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As everyone is aware, President Obama won a second term. I wish the man a successful four years of presidency, because Lord knows it's about time be had some frikkin' success in the White House. I am not one to namecall, but those who voted for Obama are idiots. This is the only election I know of where you would actually have to be stupid in order to vote for him. Why? Because all you have to do is look at his first term. The national debt doubled when he said he'd halve it. He uses six times

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This was a clever and funny way of dissing Mitt Romney. However, just like the concealed carry ban-lift in the Texas in the 1990's: the Liberals are just making a big deal out of nothing. The ideas back in the 90's were that every traffic accident would turn into a shootout. Of course those were the more extreme views, but the idea is basically the same. It's gonna be bad, but of course these are coming from the typical extreme Hollywood ideas. I say Hollywood ideas because they would never

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I am tasked with writing about whatever I want to write about. So, I will take this opportunity to write about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I am what is called a brony, a word which combines the words pony and bro. People usually think this is weird, unmanly, or gay, but the truth is that most of the fandom is male between the ages of 15 and 30., which means that if you are the target audience, a 5-12 year old girl, you are in fact in the minority of the fanbase. People ask me why I

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I am expecting hilarity and stuttering. And arguing with the Moderator. I hope that they get an Umpire to do it so that Obama will get thrown out, just because I am a Ron Paul supporter, and Obama is the anti-Ron Paul.

The ends justify the means. This is an absolute statement. I believe it is incorrect as far the word 'always' being implied. The ends of any situation CAN justify the means, but that doesn't mean they justify the means every time. Usually however, there is a case to be made in favor of justification of the means that were/are used. For example, the Machine Gun Preacher said, and I paraphrase because the exact wording escapes me, If your brother, or your sister, or one of your parents was

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I watched the second presidential debate last night, and I was thoroughly surprised. Governor Romney, again, acted like a child somewhat, constantly interrupting the moderator, and insisting he get "the final word" in some cases. He finished strong, however. Overall I'd say it was a tie between the two. The only reason President Obama did not win is his clear lack of competency regarding laws that deal with the second amendment. I mean, the question was something like "What would you do to keep

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PSY's song Oppan Gangnam Styler is an amazing song that combines a dream that many people over the world share: to make it big. He combines this serious topic with his personal motto ("Dress classy, dance weird") to output one of the most successful videos ever uploaded to YouTube. I thought it was funny how he got an actual Korean comedian to help him with the elevator scene, and I also noted the little kid who was dancing similar to what we in Northern Virginia call a 'beast'. The whole

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The Lie

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It was time. Joes wiped down his ball, getting ready to throw it down the lane. Sweat dripping, he approaches the lane. He lets the ball fly in an expert form unparalleled by even the most skilled of 6th graders. It went right where he wanted it to. Then it veered of sharply to the right and it landed in the gutter. This tied up the game between him, his roommate, Andrew, and his girlfriend Olga. His company gave him pats on the back, assuring him that just because his bowling sucks doesn’t

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