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ClarinetOverlord


I play video games, a great many instruments, and used to write once in a blue moon. I don't anymore, but I'm still active here.

Jul
22nd
2013

I Can't Do It, Jon! · 11:30pm Jul 22nd, 2013

I have to apologize for two things, both from my last blog post.

I promised that upon my return, chapter two of In The Shadows of The Gods would be up. First of all, the chapter's not even finished yet, and second of all, my return to the States was almost two weeks ago.

My ambition, writer's block, and poor work ethic have made a liar of me.

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Jun
18th
2013

Why I Won't Exist for Several Days · 4:12am Jun 18th, 2013

I'm leaving on a trip of international importance. If this doesn't go well, I suspect that nothing less than the presidency is at stake.

Just kidding. Obama is in no danger of missing his golf games.

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May
15th
2013

Well, Sh&t. · 4:29am May 15th, 2013

Oscar Wilde once said that a man can never be too careful about who he picks as his enemies. I'm understanding that now that I've seen the Equestria Girls trailer and read the EqD "calm-your-tits" article earlier.

If you haven't seen it (because you live in the middle of nowhere like me)...

I'm going to quote SuperJeenius on this and say that I'm not sure how to feel about this.

On the one hand...

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Apr
20th
2013

Support Studio Derp and Watch This · 4:57pm Apr 20th, 2013

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Mar
30th
2013

My Readers · 4:19pm Mar 30th, 2013

After reading the comments for In The Shadows of The Gods, I realized that there are two kinds of reviewers.

1. The reviewer who feels that what they just read was amazing.

2. The critical reviewer who tells me, in great detail, what I did wrong. Usually starts with, "Interesting, but..." or, "Pretty nice...except for...".

This leaves me genuinely confused about how good of a writer I actually am.

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Feb
28th
2013

Potential Story Teaser · 4:17am Feb 28th, 2013

There was a quiet buzz about the auditorium. Soldiers speaking to one another about whatever topics came to mind. All the conversations were perfectly civil; there was no shouting, no hollering, no obnoxious laughter or comments, nopony so much as got out of their seat. All were there to hear the General speak about the upcoming battle.

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Feb
25th
2013

Crossovers That Need to Happen · 3:51am Feb 25th, 2013

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Feb
16th
2013

SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE!!! · 3:44am Feb 16th, 2013

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Jan
18th
2013

I Sincerely Do Not F@#&ing Know · 11:39pm Jan 18th, 2013

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Jan
5th
2013

According to Wikipedia... · 6:30pm Jan 5th, 2013

We have an episode scheduled for the 19th! Know what the title is?

"Keep Calm and Flutter On"

I see what you did there!

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