So I realize I never post anything here. I almost planned on it for two things I had been working on but realized neither really fit for me. So I want to try and write something short and light hearted, just a single chapter of something just poking fun at being serious.

And that was just chapter one.

Help me.

I'm giving two spoilers to this story and I'm going to let you guess what it's a parody of.

The main character has the word Python in his name.

The following is an excerpt from the ROUGH ROUGH ROUGH draft:

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So what's up errybody?
It's like... 12:11 A.M. here and I'm up watching Counter Monkey.

Anyways, had this idea floating around in my head to write a parody of a certain very famous game series. I have pretty much everything ready to go and plan on starting it, I'll post chapter 1 and see how people react. If its good I'll continue it, if not no harm done.

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It took me 10 minutes to connect to this site.

I live in the fucking middle of nowhere and I can connect faster.

Also I can't connect to Steam or anything so forget talking to friends, at least I can get on Facebook right?
Wrong.

Dear god I hate hotels.

I just decided I'd post this real fast to make it clear I'm looking for something to edit for fun because I feel like I need to. I can fix pretty well any error in most cases and I understand how to make a scene have real emotion behind it. If anyone needs help I'll be more than happy to give it, for free!

Also, while I have less time than I'd like I can also preread because, yet again, I find it fun.

I've been playing as Sureshot, a markspony, in a tabletop game of Fallout Equestria. Sadly he's kinda the AppleJack of our small party but that's not the point. I liked the story and I definitely like playing this game, so when they said to write a short backstory I did. It was kinda cruddy and I didn't really care about how well I did on it but then I decided to expand my backstory to give a deeper look into the character. So far it's only about 6000 words and doesn't even get close to

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Going to be removing Demon Hunter soon, if you don't want to be without then I suggest you grab it.

And then, maybe I'll replace it with something else.
You never know.

Until then, stay frosty and keep your eyes on this profile.

Edit: It's gone for good actually, want it? PM me.

So I just wanted to do this to let everyone who cares know that I'm back.
In actuality I never really left.

No, what I have been doing is moving around anonymously all over the internet pulling critiques on a story I've been writing, viewing stories others suggest, learning to research and how to write as a character.

The results are not phenomenal, something tells me they never could have been.

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