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Pony Bones


Death Before Discord.

Nov
7th
2013

FUBAR · 10:14am Nov 7th, 2013

Today was just one of those days that couldn't be fixed even if you had the best perspective ever, all these political pricks that have never been to war telling me what a leader is supposed to be. I've never felt like such a bastard as I have today, but I am ok with it, hate me all you want I'm not changing for you. I just have one request, Season Four please don't take too long.

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Oct
14th
2013

Majestic as Buck! · 7:31am Oct 14th, 2013

Funny story, so my Squadron had a beach day with a cardboard boat race. One of the teams needed an extra crewman that wouldn't send the tub to the bottom and I was kind of volunteered being a flyweight and all. So the boat had a base protester flag for the ensign and we even had a christening ceremony for it with Scotch and everything. But it still needed a figure head and what did we have available? A Rainbow Dash figurine of course. Well unfortunately our boat came in dead last (I'm sorry

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Aug
21st
2013

Aloha Oe. · 12:25pm Aug 21st, 2013

Alright, promises promises I know right? My stories have been sitting for quite some time making little to no progress and very little feedback from the readers. Thinking about letting my stories stand as they are until I can get that manic inspiration back. If you take the time to read this let me know what you think, what you'd like to see, otherwise till next time.

Aloha Oe,
Pony Bones.

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Jul
21st
2013

Pony Bone Thugs and the Elements of Harmony · 5:20am Jul 21st, 2013

Sorry everyone another week with no new chapters, so I wrote a little something for you guys to pass the time because you're still awesome.

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Jul
7th
2013

Independance Day · 2:26pm Jul 7th, 2013

Hmm, well to all of my followers I spent Independence Day in Tokyo living it up. It's allot cheaper than flying back to America from Okinawa. Unfortunately there were no NEMA 5-15 plugs for my laptop so I was without ponies for 5 days. Tragedy right? I know ya'll have been patiently waiting for new material, I assure you there will be conclusions to my incomplete stories and new stories to come, trust me... Trouble is I have all these great ideas but can't find a good conclusion for them. So to

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May
31st
2013

Feeding the Parasprites · 11:49am May 31st, 2013

Alright I'm sure everyone's seen the Equestria Girls trailer, I wanted to wait a while to think about it before I just spewed my knee jerk reaction. This is a tough pill to swallow but with all the visceral hate from Bronies I have to ask what happened to love and tolerance? It's true the movie looks like the movie was made for eight year old girls, and personally I don't think it should be called My Little Pony if it's going to be about humanized ponies, but who was the target audience for the

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May
18th
2013

MLP Chemistry · 1:29pm May 18th, 2013

So I wanted to post this for a little while but now I'm drunk and I threw my inhibition out the window, nothing wrong with that. I had this idea, if everybody on FIM Fiction is so romantically inclined, point in case how many shipping stories there are and how popular they are, shouldn't there be a dating site for Bronies and Pegasisters? Anyways, probably not a new idea since it seems like every story idea I've had has already been done before, does such a website exist, and if it does how

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Apr
24th
2013

Lazy Bones · 8:52pm Apr 24th, 2013

Sometimes I'm glad when my readers don't say much, thank you for your patience on the Sympathy for Discord story I haven't wanted to type during my free time lately, especially when my weekends aren't really weekends. It's taken longer than expected but it will get finished and the same goes for the epilogue of Flying with The Dusty Bolts for those of you that have read that story.

Stay classy my Bronies,
Pony Bones

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Mar
12th
2013

No Sympathy Left · 11:48am Mar 12th, 2013

Sorry to say Sympathy for Discord only has one chapter left, "But Pony Bones what will we do without off the wall, slapstick comedy?" Thats what I want to know, out of all the stories I've written I enjoyed Sympathy for Discord the most and it flowed the best. It also happens to be my most popular story at the moment, I'm just glad that you all took the time to enjoy it. It's going to be a hard story for me to follow that's for sure. The real question is, what would you do without Discord?

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Feb
17th
2013

The Glorious Dissapointment (Spoiler Alert) My take on Episode 13 · 12:04am Feb 17th, 2013

Well it happened everyone saw it coming, now kneel before your Princess or be crushed under her iron hooves! Totally kidding but that would be funny, I tried to go into the episode with an objective mind, which was kind of hard with the visceral and rabid reactions to Twilights Alicorn transfiguration. It honestly didn't matter to me one way or another, but I have to stop reading the freakin' reviews before watching the episodes, the general reaction seemed to be the episode was too short and

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