Alright, I've decided that I'm going to take this fic down and finish it. It's clearly not developed enough, and the reputation it's gained thus far is going to stop it from going anywhere when I continue it. This first chapter was intended to be silly, with the following being less nonsensical and more story-filled. I thank those who did like it, you'll see it again at some point (possibly with a different name).

I'd blame it on pre-exam results stress.
I'd blame it on the stress of trying to sort out Uni accommodation and finance.
I'd blame it on attending Leeds music festival (five day festival, three day detox afterwards).
But I couldn't do so with a clean conscience.

For the real reason for my tardiness, my friends, is one wholly more shameful.

It is that I am lazy (and bad at writing).

And Derpibooru. Always Derpibooru.

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I've read The Editors Omnibus for EQD, a most helpful document indeed, and have edited the chapter. Grammar has been fixed up, dynamics have been changed (mainly at the beginning and the end), and an important lesson has been learned: Do not try to force out a fic at 2am and expect it to have good prose. I've also learned that taking a break from your rough work for a

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