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Northguard


Low Intelligence Specimen

Apr
2nd
2025

Welp, not a teen anymore · 2:24pm April 2nd

It's my birthday, I'm officially 20 years old!

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Aug
22nd
2024

Hello, I'm alive again! · 8:09am Aug 22nd, 2024

Been months since I last posted a blog, sorry for the absence. During that time I graduated High School and I'm starting at a Folk High School this week and will be living on campus.

I have also been diagnosed with ADHD and Autism (Specifically Asperger Syndrome), this can at least explain why I find it so hard to commit to my stories...

That's about all the important updates I have for now, have a great day!

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Apr
2nd
2024

I'm 19 now · 6:35am Apr 2nd, 2024

It's a weird feeling being in your last year as a teenager.

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Dec
31st
2023

HAPPY NEW YEAR! · 11:24pm Dec 31st, 2023

2024

The new year has come at last! Any New Year's Resolutions? I would love to hear them!
Mine is to try and get back to my stories here!

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Dec
25th
2023

Merry Christmas! · 9:22am Dec 25th, 2023

And a happy new year!

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Dec
1st
2023

NNN is over · 10:59am Dec 1st, 2023

It was quite easy for me, but how far did all of you get?

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Aug
18th
2023

Played Poker: · 10:24pm Aug 18th, 2023

Context: Bottom hand (my hand) is a Royal Flush, the best possible hand in Poker with a possibility of 0.000154% or 649,739 to 1

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May
20th
2023

Plans regarding my stories · 6:24pm May 20th, 2023

So, I have been largely inactive for about 2 years or so now, and I've begun to feel interested in continuing my work again.

So regarding that, I'll let it be known that after re-reading some of my older stories it is very safe to say that they need a rewrite.
The two stories I'm most tempted to redo and maybe continue are the following:

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Apr
29th
2023

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Apr
20th
2023

Experiencing trouble · 9:29pm Apr 20th, 2023

Fimfiction has just been breaking down on me nowadays. First, the Dark Mode and View Mature settings turn off by themselves and as if that wasn't enough, now I can't even create new chapters as the "New Chapter" button refuses to work.

And as I wrote this, I discovered I couldn't add pictures either...

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