I come home today, and I'm so very excited to see my family again. ^^
It has been a long quarter, and I'm more ready than anyone to get back to the good ol' computer and waste time. :3
So what has changed at MMA? How much has happened since I got here?
Well, for one thing, bronies have never been more united. I have formed the first brony guild in the history of MMA, and we look after each other. (Believe me, bronies are hazed to death here.)

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Here are some things I drew in class because of boredom.
And before you ask, no, I gave no fucks if anyone saw me.

Alright, Friday I leave for home. About time too, I was terribly homesick last night. I almost threw up.

...speaking of throw up, what's DarkWing up to?

...Alrighty, I'll leave him to that. :3

So anyway, I've had so many ideas rushing around my head these past few days.
Things from that potential vampire clop story to the meeting of my OC and his Tsundere genderbend.

And of course, I've been collecting pictures on the weekends.

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How brilliant is a deep hole?

*Snaps on latex glove* Why don't we find out?

What would you find possible to do/what would you do with:

A: 1 Box of Paperclips

B: 1 Container of Rubber Bands

C: 10 Whoopie Cushions

D: 5 Airhorns

E: About 100ft of PVC Pipe

F: 10 Gallons of Heavy Duty Glue

G: 32 10lb Bags of Wood Chips
Oh, you had me at airhorns. I would rig one to his fridge, his toilet seat, his bed, his office chair, and his door.

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I have a challenge for you all: In your own words: explain this piece of art my friend/RP buddy RainbowPanda drew.

FREAKING SEMEN CUP!! ;A;

...good luck.

I know I'm a messed up individual, but I attribute it partially to my wonderful friends.
So thank you, I owe my kinkiness and shamelessness to you all. <3

This is a lot of blog in one day, even for me, but I don't really care.

Much love,
~Jexxazrez

Since I have nothing to do today, I want to ask you guys if there is anything you want to ask me. I know you guys may be tired of these blogs that are not stories, but Spring Break is fast approaching, and I have an entire itinerary for that. :3
So just hang in a little longer for sex. I won't let you guys down..
Oh yeah, CTHOTM is due for an update. I should do that first...

I expect brilliant or deep questions from you all!

So today, I bought three things at Walmart.
-Purple Drank
-connectible bendable plastic tubes
-An air horn. (-w-)

Tonight, I will strike with my pranking. I am going to put the purple drank in my roommates bottle of watery shampoo, making his hair turn purple, and the bendable plastic tubes are rigged to our toilet (which is broken, but my roommate still uses anyway) and those are set up so that if he sits down, the air horn will go off.

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The following conversation is between my Original character and his gender bend.

Jarvis: *ssslurp slurp slurp ssslurp*
Jade: EEP! S-STAHP THAT! 0///0
Jarvis: Stop what? :3
Jade: You know very WELL what I mean. -.-
Jarvis: Nnnno I don't. :D
Jade: Motherbucker every time I turn around you stick that crafty tongue of yours i-in my p-p-pussy.
Jarvis: Getting flustered are we?
Jade: You shut your mouth, and keep that tongue to yourself.

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Being an avid prankster in the past, I love to act like a hooligan within the limits of the law. As a result, I will share with you some of the shit I pull here at the academy. I'll be honest, I hate the social structure of this place since it's highly against newcomers like me, this is just my way of 'getting my kicks.'

-My roomate is called 'Erps,' so after he hid my lock from me and got me in trouble, I took his towels, labeled with his name, and changed it to HErpes.

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Let's get started here, as I need to type against the clock. Time's a wastin'!

These first two involve my story Twilight Sparkle Cleans her Bookshelf and Vice Versa.
What was going through your mind when you thought of the idea?
Strangely enough, I had gotten the idea from a variety of sources, one of them being the Tentacle pervert game by Dashboom.

Would you ever be willing to write a sequel to it if I asked nicely enough?

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