Don't disturb the MeatPony. · 5:00pm Sep 11th, 2019
There are some things your parents don't tell you when you're young, like how Santa isn't real. Or how that you probably are never going to complete your dream of becoming an astronaut. But there is one thing that we all must know, DO NOT disturb the MeatPony. If you disturb the MeatPony, your meat will be sacrificed, to the MeatPony.
Why are you?