Alright, I have a list of 10 characters, and I'd like you all to vote on the following three categories:

The candidates are as follows:
1) Dragoon scout, Female, winged, brown scales, aggressive
A noble scout of the Wingshadow clan, she seeks to find foes of equal caliber to her own skills.
2) Stone Golem, gynoid, humanoid, Basalt, docile (molten core)

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Well, I need to rush to the ER, I think my heart just detonated. There was a muffled thump from my ribcage and chunks of stuff went everywhere, and now I need to inflict it on you. I've found something more adorable than ponies:
Ponies, and Kittens.

So have a ponehs and kittehs, and then a series about kittens.

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Okay, so I decided to hang out with a friend today while taking a break from cleaning, and guess what: I started an RP!

It's in the Strife-Lands, and features both and original race, made by said person, and a character for it.
The entire thing even goes down around the same time as the crossover with IMF, which lead me to a question for my buddy... Wanna do a crossover with that story?

Dear goddess, forgive me for I have derped.

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In about 30 hours of writing, Itsmyfuneral and I have slammed together an incredible 48,331 words.

Holy.
Fucking.
Tamales.

I really can't conceive how this is possible, especially since it only covers about four days worth of adventures! Anyhow, want a hint at what we're working on at this particular juncture? Well, here's one part of the theme for the area we're going through:

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That's right everyone, I'm now making erotic portions of stories. And you'll never see it in my story, because it happens in someone else's!
I'll mention when IMF puts it up.

Anyways, things are going well, we're at over 20,000 words written, and we don't even need editors because we've been spell-checking the shit out of each other this whole time.
Arrivadeci, folks, and have a nice night.

I have managed some 18000 words for several chapters, all for Journey Home.
I had no idea such a pace was possible for me, but I plan on trying to keep it up.

Holy crap, this is awesome, and I'll need to begin on posting the chapters, but for now I'm just getting them written.

Until later, friends!

Open Roads and Fair Weather!

this is my view of it.
HEADCANON, FIRE!

With "A Change of Pace" at least. I'm rebuilding the story to be about a generic Equestria, because Sharky ditched me in an emu huff because I made some suggestions for improving his story.

Since he's deleted his story, none of the references to it in my story make sense any more, and I need to rebuild the whole thing.

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And to start things off, Chrysalis has an announcement to make on my behalf:

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"As the exasperated porn director said to the racist unicorn actor, fuck this gay earth."
--Lord Second, Eldritch God and master of Secopolis

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