Have you ever made the mistake of thinking that you're funny?

I do.

Every day.

Every hour.

Every time a thought enters my brain.

No point in not trying to be funny I think and turning out like one of those tiresome bores who's life is dictated by having an actual life. I always say [In my unfunny style] that "It's better to be unfunny and dead than boring and alive."

Of course, that's why there's only dead comedians.

Frankly, I am too lazy to figure this out on my own, but I [And possibly others] need to know this, so, outsource it to the internet!

This is a list of words that need to be pun-ified:

Czech Hedgehog

Rigel mine

I think that's all I have so far, but I have some I came up with while Trying to think of items for this.

Commando---Commanedo

Foxhole---Horsehole

Glider trap---Pegasus trap

And if YOU think of anything, please comment here for the use of everybody.

So, I removed the... something part "Epic" that I called "A bridge [Into Canterlot] too far".

The world REJOICES!

Anyways, Should you have missed the final chapter I posted before I un-submitted it, Here it is:

Writing is hard.

It hurts the brain.

I just wanted to get this out so I could be done with it.

In retrospect, I should've just written this in a word processor.

Anyways.

I am sorry for this.

I am sorry for that.

I really am sorry.

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Hello, and welcome to the Equestrian Institute for History. We here at EIH believe that history should be told PAST the events of the MLP TV show.

The team researches every account well and thoroughly [The team consisting of me, myself, and I.] and are dedicated to bringing the truth with a hopefully low amount of sarcasm.

So, may history flow.

[May history flow? What the hell kind of crackpot comes up with that? Me, apparently. Now they think I'm insane.]