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Nikolai the Gryphon · 2.6k words · 13 8 · 802 views

Feb

5th

2018

I have to spell out the last joke, don't I? Comedian=Hero · 12:33am Feb 5th, 2018

Have you ever made the mistake of thinking that you're funny?

I do.

Every day.

Every hour.

Every time a thought enters my brain.

No point in not trying to be funny I think and turning out like one of those tiresome bores who's life is dictated by having an actual life. I always say [In my unfunny style] that "It's better to be unfunny and dead than boring and alive."

Of course, that's why there's only dead comedians.

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