I'll start.

Top of the morning, my name is Sir Amit Smithjohnwilliamhamsingkirktonthorpeworthsuponson.

I'm a 16 year old Anglophile (British fan for you Pakis). I draw Contemporary and Baroque on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and watching superior British shows (Doctor Who, Monty Python, Winnie the Pooh and James Bond).

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I've spent the year in awkward teenage exploration, but I’m an awkward teenager; this is much unlike Fiddlebottoms, here, who has perfected the image of the old man grievously injured by the world so completely that I’m actually beginning to believe it.

Old Man Fiddlebottoms: A Very Special Episode

I like authors for their stories.

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This post's title is the only piece of unsolicited direct advice I will ever intentionally give.

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I figure I might as well share the fruits of a short-lived EVE Online adventure crossover I tried to write several months ago but never did finish. I've polished it up a very little bit, but it's still unpublishable and unfinishable (by me, because I'm a lazy bitch) and you might well enjoy it as it is; feel free to carry on with it if you really wish.

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It's been a month since one of the most pseudo-intellectual circlejerk wars of our time; while Nexus presumably still believes that I am an alternate form of his alternate personality named Blood come to torment him, the fine young man Sorren himself, who I am sure I would greatly like to fellate given the chance, has registered no objection to this comic in its presubmission stage and so I feel compelled to post it (though its author shall

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If you’re reading this, Pashoo, I swear to God I’m still working on an answer to your question.

If you’re all wondering where I’ve been the last week or two, in any case, I’ve been screwing around on Blacklight under the name Hashul on the US/AU servers; it’s not a perfect game (okay it’s super bad), but the voice chat is the funnest thing ever invented.

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I find it a bit strange how a great deal of people seem to have more trouble understanding my negative critiques about them than my positive ones. I’ve not found a rational explanation for this that I can’t explain without a heavy dose of sarcasm, and so I’ve decided to analyse the phenomenon from an academic feminist perspective:

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Someone's finally made a farcical review of one of my works!

It even has a comma splice in the title:

I'm not sure if I've ever been afflicted by greater amounts of lulz in my life.

Whenever I get into an argument with someone, I sometimes undertake it as an act of self-flagellation to force myself to read their shortest story and review it. I am drawn insatiably to argument and conflict, and when I argue or fight I pursue the subject and my opponent with the highest levels of ferocity; often, once the initial rush has faded, I find myself feeling absolutely terrified at the limitations my human emotions force on me and consider that my nature may only be overcome by

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