Sorry to any of you whom I may have interrupted, but it has come to my attention that I am born from the unused residue of other people's bad luck.

Thus forth, if you are having a good day, I'm not.

I have tried multiple times to cease such things from getting to me, but it has failed once again.

Now answer me this.

Why was I so cursed?

Why does my life suck?

Why must I be treated so badly by fate?

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It has come to my attention that people have been favouriting constantly to Journal of a civilized Parasprite. I have just one question for the lot of you. Why do you enjoy it so much that you anticipate it's next update with such vigor? I shouldn't question you like this but why do you favourite it? Is it how it's main character is so unique? Or is it something else? Just tell me please.

I kept listening to She's a POny on my computer. It turns out I had a pretty good idea for a story. I got inspired by that song. I'm going to make Ponies of the Carribean. However, to avoid stressing myself out I'm going to finish Week 2 and keep all the other stories on hiatus. However, I need an editor to notify me of all my mistakes. I neeed an editor.

Apparently Fimfiction doesn't allow you to log in on Nintendo Devices. I want to update!

Rules:

1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs.

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