You guys excited? Cause I sure am. I can't wait for the next chapter in the series

Decided to come and see how this place is fairing since I left, but it seems it still sucks as much as ever. Oh well sadly this is a symptom of how much the fandom's gone downhill recently. Oh well <shrugs>

He guys just thought I'd let you know that I have created a new group.
Red Light Ponyville: The Fimfanfic group

This group will serve as a precence for my current mane pony haunt Red Light Ponyville. I encourage you all to check it out.

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Greetings Folks,
I'm Back!

Anyway I'm sure some of you are excited at my return and others are dreading it, but let me assure the ones who are dreading it that I intend things to be different this time.

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Greetings Folks,

After a two week hiatus I have returned to Equest er I mean Fim Fanfiction.

I hope you all have been well over Christmas. I'd love to hear what you guys got.

Anyway allow me to introduce my new friend Arnold Rimmer.

Do say hello Rimmer

Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm not going to be around at least until next year.

This is due to the recent issues this site has had with its ad client and the new rules surrounding (NSFW) that have resulted from it.

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I decided to not go ahead with having it involve Jakinbandw's story at all except for a few flashbacks instead I'm gonna write a story that's a first in two ways. First one my first clopfic which will featuring Soaking Wet, Sensual Endeavor and of course everyone's favorite morally ambiguous AI Celestia. Secondly this story will be the first Optimalverse clopfic ever (and hopefully not the last).

<look at what I wrote>

Oh Sweet Celestia what have I become!

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Greetings Folks,

I have decided after a large amount of eternal debate to start writing again and I have a few new story ideas in mind.

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Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuckity fuck fuck aroooo I hate this site and you should fucken too. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck areeee....... Fuck fuckity fuck fuckity fuck fuck aroooo

But seriously this site is cursed.

and besides I didn't want to be an admin anyway I always wanted to be a Chimney Sweep

<Historical Laughter>

I need to sleep why can't I sleep?

I think I'm losing sanity.... or my socks I'm not sure which and I look like this right now

...............I'm going to regret this post in the morning.... If I sleep.