You have no idea how much I relate to this picture.

This is so me, it's not even funny...... Okay, it is a little funny.

Hello, brothers and sisters. I am Madness and welcome to my kingdom.

Let me ask you a question: Is not Fluttershy entitled to stay single as she pleases?

"No," says the FlutterDash shipper, "She belongs with Rainbow Dash."

"No," says the FlutterCord shipper, "She belongs with Discord."

"No" says the chronic shipper, "She belongs with everyone."

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Hello, brothers and sisters. I am Madness and welcome to my kingdom.

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I'll give you a hint...

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Wow, that was a really big hint...... Coming in... probably one to two hours.

Holy smokes! Remember what I said in the previous blog? Well, Saving the Siren has been featured! My first featured story!

In other news, some prick just disliked half my stories just to be a prick... Oh, well. I GOT FEATURED!

Hello, brothers and sisters. I am Madness and welcome to my kingdom.

Well, after a month and three weeks of compulsive procrastination, I have finally updated Saving the Siren! I'm sorry for the wait, but I promise the next chapter will come much sooner. The King's got his mojo back!

Aaaand that's all for now. God bless you, bye bye.

Okay, let's be honest: The girls look so freaking hot in these costumes!

But the question remains, who is the sexiest?

What are the Dazzlings reenacting here?

If you know the answer, you had a good childhood.

Hello, brothers and sisters. I am Madness and welcome to my kingdom.

If you watched VeggieTales as a kid, you probably remember The Bunny Song. I just listened to it today and I couldn't help but imagine Tirek singing his own version of the song regarding magic. And you know what? I'd hate to deprive you of it.

Note: The Dazzlings sing the violet words.

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Alright, everyone. Please, drop your undies and bend over.