I'll be going into the doctor's office tomorrow to have my foot operated on. The procedure shouldn't take more than a few hours, but I'll most likely be out-of-commission for the next few days. Good news? I'll have plenty of time for writing. Bad news? I'll not want to write because vidya gaems I will be in excruciating pain after the anesthetic wears off.

Just as a heads up for those expecting something in the next few days. Don't.

~Wuten, King of Spaghetti

Really everyone, I can't thank you enough. "Alone" has received more feedback than I could have ever imagined. Not too many comments, but the favorites speak for themselves...

I look forward to bringing more of this story to you guys, as well as the final chapters of Arc 1 of Sonic Boom.

~Wuten, the King of Spaghetti

So, now that I have all of the stories I've completed so far accepted to go up on FiMFiction (as well as the subsequent clop that goes along with them), I think it's time some work gets done.

If you've read me for long enough, you know how bad I am at coming up with titles, especially when it comes to chapters.

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A few days ago, Viktor Strelnikov, known on the /k/ and /mlp/ threads on 4Chan by his last name, passed away. He had been suffering through lung cancer and a brain tumor, and took his own life.

Rest in peace, you glorious motherfucker. You were one of the best tripfriends I’ll ever have the pleasure of chatting with. Till we meet again, my friend; may vodka flow in rivers wherever it is you end up, and yell at colorful pone in the afterlife for years to come.

~Wuten, the King of Spaghetti

'Lo, everyone. Well, it's been about a week since I uploaded a chapter, so I thought I'd post a small update on everything that has been going on.

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Good news, everyone!

All four of my main stories that I've written for AiE have been accepted into FiMFiction's community! This is incredible news; it took a lot of work, but it finally happened! (Big thanks to Poultron for assisting in the revisions for "Brave New Equestria"!)

...Now, updating them is going to be a completely different ordeal...

*looks at the 93,500-word story that Sonic Boom was by itself in >greentext*

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Well, thread 400 of AiE has come and gone. We had some wonderful things in that thread, and it got me thinking.

If AiE ever died (which I'm sure it won't; we have enough writers to last us for a while), would the rest of the authors migrate over to FiMFiction as well, and convert their stories to prose? Or would it be too much for them to handle?

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I'm at 19,900 pastebin hits right now. Only 100 more and I'll be ready to post the rest of Sonic Boom.

But wait a minute! Anon in Equestria on 4Chan's /mlp/ board is at 395(at time of posting this) and nearing its 400th thread landmark! And I need something to entertain...

Hm...

The two may very well align right on the same day. That's kind of awesome. So! For the people that follow me on here, you can expect:

Sonic Boom - Prose Story 1

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I've decided that, to make it easier on the readers' choices, I'd post previews of the stories on here. Colors of a Rainbow is already published and should be approved by mods soon enough.

Next up will be Dystopian Anon when I get around to it.

Hello, readers. If you're here, I can only assume that you've read "Anonymous and the Happy Mask Salesman in Equestria", and are here to find out what I've got up my sleeve next.

Actually, there are a few things.

Firstly, Sonic Boom is still in the queue; I'm waiting for my Pastebin to hit 20K views before I post that. And from the looks of things, that will most likely be within a week or so.

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