I just found my old copy of Pokemon crystal and now I can't find my game boy anywhere!

Donald trump : I don't know Putin, he is not my best friend

[putin throws best friend bracelet on the ground]

I got this from a tweet that I can't find

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Where the whiskey flows like wine
And the meth labs are divine

Where the baptist preachers shout
If your gay you best get out

Every cheek is filled with Dew
No one where has seen a Jew

Where all the hot dogs are deep fried
That's the reason elvis died

Mountain Dew in every cup
All the dentists just gave up

We're all the finest tobacco grows
And it's picked by poor negros

We're all the children can spell kkk
But can't spell there names

I'm obviously like the best at fimfiction. Clearly!

I'm bored so I'm just sharing my wardrobe. **shiteposting loudly**

Hat:
I don't often wear hats.

Face:
I wear prescription glasses but not often, mostly when I'm reading or gaming.

Neck:
I wear a long scarf down to around my knees, it is the colour of the fourth doctors.

Torso:
I wear a normal shirt mostly, I often wear a trench coat due to it being fairly cold were I live. The colour of the trench coat varies but it's mostly a black colour.

Legs:

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Note - this is just a blog to pin to my home page as I want sperate comments for it but I don't want to make another custom box.

I don't even know if this is real myself, it's just what I've been told. I was adopted at 7 so I remember most of the later details but still it's pretty hazy.

This story begins in a old house on the bad side of London. The 'bronx' if you will. I was born to the father who I never knew and the mother who I 'wish' I never knew.

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Yay!

I just stayed up all night, bugger off jet lag.