I just wrote like 500 word on my story than I accidently pressed escape and I hadn't saved now all of my hard work is dead. DEAD!!
Ugh I quit life
I'll be back tomorrow.
(Voting for the Esc keep to be destroyed)
(Rage quits and destroys computer.)
(Dances round the street naked with a sign saying to kill all electronics)
(Goes to a desert island and spends rest of life carving spoons)

It is Christmas soon.
I am veeeeerrrrry excited.
I am sure you can tell.

I look up and am startled by a pair of gold eyes looking at me. I tuck the note away in my thermal. "Hello." I say. The pair of eyes blink and back away. Soon I can see a whole pony. The pony is a grey pegasus. She grins. "Hi! I'm Lost Colour. But everyone calls me L. Well everyone except Elegance and Twinkly. So who are you? I ask this because you are new. I know everyone in this dumb little town." I blinked, my brain processing what she said. Finally I formulate a response.

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Ugh
(slams head on table)
MY brain
(slam)
Doesn't
(slam)
WORK!!
(SLAM)
Ow

I am writing a story.
...
That's all
...
you may now go
...
WHAT!

I'm sorry I'm not working it's just
Ugh
:sorry this brain has temporarily crashed:

I want to write a story
But my computer is updating
It's been updating for an hour
It's only at 16%
This is why nobody likes you windows

Apparently I get 0.2 followers a day
...
My brain hurts

REASONS WHY I HATE WRITERS BLOCK:
1) You can't be competent
2) Your story stops
3) You usually waste about 5 hours of your life staring at a computer screen
4) When you do think of something to write it is always bad
5) It is a problem that REPEATS!!!!

Step 1
ask how this site works
Step 2
spend 3 hours trying to write a story
Step 3
post a story and realise it is not 1,000 words
Step 4
give up
Step5
...
what
leave me alone okay
I cant write manuals
...
I'm jus gonna go now