I was writing a review a few minutes ago for a pair of Mario and Luigi hats I bought on Amazon a few weeks ago and was about to press 'Submit Review' when I realized that where I meant to say "Happy Halloween Everybody!" I wrote 'Everypony!' instead.

Just what the title says; Oops!

Well my writer's block hasn't gone away, so chances are I'll probably never publish anything again. To those that have followed me faithfully, I appreciate it, I really do, but don't hold your breath any longer than is safe to do so. I did start a one-shot vore fic, but again, I have writer's block still, so it hasn't gotten very far. Sorry, fellow weirdos. :)

Well, I'm going back to eating oranges for breakfast. Later.

So when you see me on here NOW, I'm on one of the computers in the break room at work. Probably. I'm also going to try writing something again. I was thinking of something wacky. Like Luna sleep-walking and dreaming that she's Nightmare Moon and eats a foal while walking around due to hearing the ridiculous legend about NMM eating foals that don't give her candy.
Although, when it's finished I still have to get internet at my house and my car just broke down, so who knows :( .

That disappoints me, honestly. There are so many good (and much more bad) stories here in the archives that no doubt have good writing, lovable characters, laughs, tears, and more just waiting to be discovered; some are historical-like, some run like research-quests to far away lands filled with dangerous monsters or harmless giants that only look scary. Some are simple short and sweet slice of life fics telling of the hardships of a castle servant or the simple pleasure of fishing on a

Read More

I've seen several people make a list of reasons why Ponies (or pony-worlders) should come to Earth. Some were serious, and some were joking. I shall now do the same, but in reverse!
Some of this is serious, some of this is stupid. I'll let you decide what's what.

1. Three words: Jet Engine. Derpy.
2. Luna or Celestia forgetting that they don't need to raise the sun and moon for our planet. They'd screw up the orbits.

Read More

You ever go through your probably large collection of stories that you've fav'd or track'd and you discover that fics you absolutely ADORED aren't updating anymore, and haven't updated in months, or maybe even since you last read a chapter from them? It just seems that for every new fic I add, at least three of them that used to update every week just isn't anymore. At all. I know I'm kind of being a pot calling the kettle black, and I know 'Life gets in the way', but it still makes me sad.

Read More

The stupid thing is, I've had symptoms like the ones listed in the early stages list in the past:

What are the symptoms?

Fever, headache, joint and muscle pain, sore throat and intense muscle weakness within 21 days after being infected, with symptoms usually occurring within 5-7 days.

Read More

That pegs it: I am completely creatively burnt out. Last night I did a bit of research on an odd card game I found at work. You've probably heard about it: Cards against Humanity. Yes. THAT one.

Read More

Goto Sleep
1 week ago

Read More

You blew up a moon?!

I got bored and was catching up on a comic I'd not read in 2 years. I've been missing alot. This comic is called 'Looking For Group'.