The cattle! They aren't real. They're made of blocks... I know, I know, the engine only supports some limited constructs but still. It'd be nice is the cattle could at least move. Though, I suppose it's for the best since I'd hate to be chased down by a cow and be forced to harm it in any way even in self-defense. I like animals, it's other humans I don't like.

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Chasing a package down a mountainside, yes that was a mountain, is never fun. But do you know what's even less fun?!
Tripping over an iron waffle half way along and tumbling down the rest of the way!
I think you all know what this is all really about.
I think you all know what I'm really referring to.
I think you all know just what this whole metaphor is for.
I think you all know exactly just what I'm really getting at!

I only request one thing, ONE THING!

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Well, I've misbehaved myself rather badly, so I should really start acting more appropriately.
Sorry Derpibooru, any differences we may have are indeed entirely my fault.

Perhaps I'll attempt to clarify. I later. But for now no more arrogance...

just inces-

What? I have certain interests.
Haha...
Oh, I really shouldn't be discussing that topic either.

Well, in the end, everyone might end up wishing that I had just continued being a jerk Instead of... well, this...

You all know how the voices tend to promise you the secrets of the universe if you will obey their commands?

Yes. Okay, good.

Well, you know what the weirdest thing about some of those voices is?

No.

Well, some of them deliver on their promises. That's pretty odd. The secrets to Godliness.

Actually, hear, I know one when I hear one. One of my "people". Actually, we're all basically half-breeds, most of us aren't pure of blood. But we still carry some of the serpent's blood so the majority of those people were connected to would accept us as their own.
But that's not the point of this blog! BLOG!

I DON'T WANT TO BE RELATED TO KANYE WEST!!

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I'm not afraid of the dark. Not me! I'm perfectly comfortable in the darkness... all along... at least I hope I'm alone. EEEEK!

Wait! I'm not afraid! Because I'm the man who walks alone down a dark road. I love strolling through the park at night. I'm the constant that always near. In the corner of your room and the footstep from behind... man, I just realized that I could turn this into something really... familial... and really too close... like someone with their own sis-

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I've been told the key is to out wait the other runners and use the burst of speed as close to the finish line as possible. Interesting.

I admit it. I didn't realize that the container was moving. I thought it was stationary and so on my approach, I didn't compensate for the distance between the item and myself decreasing. As it turns out, the container was, in fact, tumbling down a hillside, although I'm not entirely sure if that was a hill or if it could be considered a mountain.

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