I'm Dead · 2:36am Jun 11th, 2014
Hello. This is Cade's brother, Fagshine, speaking. I don't know how to say this but, Cade has passed away. A few hours ago, I bet him five quarters that he could penetrate our parents' wall-mirror by shooting a projectile from his nose.
Cade met his end at a ricocheting high-velocity tiddlywink expelled from his nostril.