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Creating crossovers that shouldn't exist.

May
11th
2012

sneak peak. · 8:19pm May 11th, 2012

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"Hold your fire!" screamed john. the fearmongers were chargeing between the hole in the Canterlot Castle.
"B-but sir! they're almost here!" cried a Guard.
"I said hold. your. fire!"
the guard nodded uncertainly. "Y-yes sir."
the fearmongers were 100 feet away. 75 feet. 50. 25.
"FIRE!" the first line of the Fearmongers immediately fell. the second staggered. "QUICK! DRAW YOUR SWORDS, MEN! CHARGE!" john and 200 guards charged into the frenzy.

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May
6th
2012

ideas for Equestrian Chronicles · 2:31pm May 6th, 2012

Future chapters:
John, George, and Justin eat meat, much to the other ponies distress.
three words: Pinkamena Diane Pie
Fearmongers invade Equestria (duh)
Couples: John X Twilight; Justin X Applejack; George X Rainbow Dash.
John, George, and Justin try to get others to try meat.
George blows some shit up
A sleep over turns into a nightmare from Pinkamena.
Twilight, Applejack, and John get captured by Fearmongers.
Twilight stabs John in the testicles; FREE INMORTALITY FOR EVERYPONY!

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May
6th
2012

distractions · 2:16pm May 6th, 2012

*sigh* well, today I hit a new low. Laziness (BUUUUUU-). I can’t seem to focus on writing the story. But, do not fret, for the story shall continue. It just might be a while until the next chapter.

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May
1st
2012

sneak peak. · 1:50pm May 1st, 2012

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the fearmonger picked up luna by her horn. he raised her to his head. luna looked deep into the red eyes, she only saw malice and sadism.
it smiled evily. "you really think you weak animals can defeat us?"
luna spat. "we shall always prevale" she telleported behind the fearmonger and sent orbs of dar energy at it.

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Apr
22nd
2012

something · 3:11pm Apr 22nd, 2012

when any thing is epic, scream TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE!

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Apr
17th
2012

snowwood articles · 12:25am Apr 17th, 2012

when the Snowwoodian scum called us to a meeting conserning something about a 'Fearmonger' we didn't really listen. But when we got a message from a Fearmonger itself, we considered lisening

marilen, Foxtrot diplomat

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Apr
17th
2012

snowwood articles · 12:17am Apr 17th, 2012

when we were informed that we were at war, we thought nothing of it, since most of our history was bathed in blood. But when we saw what the Fearmongers did to children and women, we realized the gravity of this situation.

Timon, Snowwood diplomat

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Apr
15th
2012

snowwood articles · 9:22pm Apr 15th, 2012

kill them all. leave non of them alive
Relop, Fearmonger councilmen to Poyik, Fearmonger general, giving orders to launch the attack on Snowwood Castle

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Apr
15th
2012

snowwood articles · 9:01pm Apr 15th, 2012

"I never wanted to be a soldier. I got drafted when the Fearmongers attacked.
Timmy Urek Privet First Class, 3rd Squad, 94th Troop, 34th Platoon, 7th Snowwood infantry division of the Snowwood Army

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