2155633
Asking a Moderator or Administrator to do so is the only real way, but they rarely do as they often have people consistently asking them to try to recover a deleted account.

2106342
Hey, how do I delete my account?

>> The Descendant

To be honest I don't have the attention span to suggest any real solution, just be mindful of how you word things in the future, some people may interpret your words differently.

2106108
Hmmm... that's the first time someone has had such a reaction to that particular message. How would you suggest that I edit it?

2106026
Thanks for the advice I'll commit it to memory, that said I find your approach to a new users lack of knowledge to be rather blunt. Your first paragraph made me feel stupid, almost as if I should know how to operate and navigate a website that i've only been on for a day as of the time of this message. That said, thank you for the welcome and I hope to contribute to this website's content soon :)