...you're about to have a car crash on the damn high way.
Thankfully, no one was hurt and the car still runs even if it looks uglier than it was before, and already filed a claim with insurance. The couple who came together with me to create this lovely crash were also in pretty good spirits, all things considered.
Still, serves me right for letting my inner optimist get too big a say in things as of late. Inner cynic, I embrace you with open arms.
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