A bee went into a apple tree

Who should be seeing this, but me oh me.

A simple man with a little plan

To make a woman my bride, who was currently getting a tan.

But enough of that, I soon spotted a bat.

Who transformed into a woodpecker who said "A ratta-tat-tat!"

In an English garden I saw a bird

Who, to my surprise, uttered a word.

I do not know the word, if that failed to ease ya.

For at that point I gained amnesia.

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I have an idea, a pretty good one, I bet

Where Trixie duels Twilight without the amulet

The only problem, you see, is i want to make her win.

To do that, ugh, I know not where to begin.

Twilight's league is nowhere in Trixie's reach.

It's farther than Kansas from a beach.

Somebody please give me some tips to make this work.

To make her win, not by cheating or any unfair perk.