Igneus's Poem of Poemliness (This is very crazy, I must confess) · 2:49am Aug 1st, 2015
A bee went into a apple tree
Who should be seeing this, but me oh me.
A simple man with a little plan
To make a woman my bride, who was currently getting a tan.
But enough of that, I soon spotted a bat.
Who transformed into a woodpecker who said "A ratta-tat-tat!"
In an English garden I saw a bird
Who, to my surprise, uttered a word.
I do not know the word, if that failed to ease ya.
For at that point I gained amnesia.
To the left I saw a grapevine with grapes of purple
Who would be picking them but a guy named Steve Urkel
The fridge blew up and so did the world
The cosmos and the planets and reality twirled
It was a beautiful sight but that didn't happen
That was a lie which I was telling Matt when
I stopped by my computer when at the drop of a dime
I found I could not stop myself from speaking in rhyme.
