Why the hell does everyone hate on Flash Sentry so much? He's not that bad. He's just some dude. I don't get why people hate him with such vehemence.

Also, does anyone here have any tips for writing in ye olde English?

Have some manly friendship.

7:04 AM. I wake up.
7:12 AM. For the past eight minutes, I have been staring at the ceiling. I know I must marshal my willpower in order to overcome gravity, but the sweet siren call of my bed sheets keep me rooted in place.
7:15 AM. My alarm goes off. I hit the snooze button.
7:20 AM. My alarm goes off again. I indulge its wish, if only to stop annoying my absent roommate.

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It's a website that takes a sample of your writing, and after running your words through a mysterious data analysis... thing, tells you which famous writer your prose resembles the most. More specifically, it looks at word usage, word placement, syntax, and other mystical shit to see who you most write like. It's pretty fun. I analyzed four different fics I've written, just to see what this magical website spits back at me.

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And I ain't got shit to say.

Nothing has happened. I've made no progress on my fic. To be fair, I've been busy.

I've been catching up on fics, slowly but surely whittling down my Read Later list. It's at 170 now.

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Since this is the internet, and I can shout my opinions out to the void of information with no real threat of reprisal, I shall do so.

Anyone else like Equestria Girls?

I just watched it today. Got it on DVD.

I have to say, it was pretty awesome. The writing was excellent, the jokes were funny, the music was bitchin', and the humanized ponies were totally fine. What more could a brony want?

I even liked the infamous waifu stealer Flash Sentry. Canon ship, ahoy!

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Fuck, man. Writing is hard.

Remember that teaser I dropped last blog post?

No?

Whatever. The point is, I haven't made a single step of progress on that pile of crap. I'm getting cold feet, man. I don't feel like writing these days. I have to push myself to actually look at it nowadays.

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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have call you bitches. That was uncalled for. Can I start over?

Remember my last blog post? No? Well, I've come to a decision regarding the future of these blog posts. No, I won't shut up. I'm gonna keep on doing these blog posts. As a wise man once said, "Fuck you, I do what I want." Err... that wasn't directed at you guys, I just... *sigh*. Okay, third time's the charm?

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Is anyone out there?

Nobody is responding to these blog posts. Are you not entertained?! (I've always wanted to say that)

Maybe I should just shut the fuck up? I don't really care much either way.

Your thoughts?

Hey, what's up, everybody?

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Instead of weekly blog posts, I decided to do random blog posts. This is much better for me, because it means I can post a blog whenever the hell my lazy ass feels like it.

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