A lego brick can withstand 950 pounds of force before breaking.

Where nobody cares if your offended and your feelings don't matter.

It aslo works for the internet.

Phones are so expensive nowadays that if you fall and hear a crack, you pray it's your leg.

Not everyone is like that, i'm not.

The recommended age ro have a Quija board is eight years old.

So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol, but only eight to summon the Devil.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

There are more atoms in a teaspoonful of water than there are teaspoonfuls of water in the Atlantic Ocean

Money can't buy happiness, but it's much more comfortable to cry in a mustang than on a bicycle.

My right hand's name is lefty.

Wait what?

Ask any gamer, any real gamer...

It doesn't matter what platform you play on. Gaming is gaming.

Happiness is when you play a game so well that they call you a hacker.