• Member Since 18th Jan, 2015
  • offline last seen Jan 19th, 2015

CountShiggydiggy


Did you know: You can freeze to death in the sun's corona? Did you know: I'll help you with any writing for free?

If you somehow ended up here of all places...

Well, if some strange force of randomness provided you with the information of the pariah that I am. Then you may ask yourself "What should I do?"
-Not to worry stranger, simply either A: Move along.
-Or B: Throw your unfinished works at me, so I can edit it.
-Finally, there is C: You are a malnourished troll, and you wish to feed on my anger.

So, now that you know what to do, go on, do it!

How to read a story.

1.) Read it, word for word.
2.) Process the words meaning.
3.) Check if words were used correctly.
4.) Smile, smirk, or scowl.
5.) Apply constructive criticism.
6.) Profit.