15. Claim your army is comprised of all women. When pressed, explain they are all in disguise as to not get kicked out of the army.
My name is Nicholas Roy, I like MLP: FIM, Marvel, Transformers, Godzilla, and Anime
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
I'm just a normal guy I like video games, Sonic, Transformers, and stuff. I had some ideas floating around in my head and decided to write them down
I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.