15. Claim your army is comprised of all women. When pressed, explain they are all in disguise as to not get kicked out of the army.
It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...
It's been a while, but I'm back home! Don't know when I'll write something for this site again, but enjoy my other stuff in the meantime!