Writing is a muscle. Smaller than a hamstring and slightly bigger than a bicep, and it needs to be exercised to get stronger. Think of your words as reps, your paragraphs as sets, your pages as daily workouts. Think of your laptop as a machine like the one at the gym where you open and close your inner thighs in front of everyone, exposing both your insecurities and your genitals. Because that is what writing is all about.

Crazy JohnDoe just done wrote a new story!

It's got that there intrigue and summa' dat adventure vibe.

Why don't ya'll give it a look, ya hear?

Really swamped due to laziness and finals coming up. Might be awhile for updates.

Tentatively called, "The Vulcan Who Loved Me."

I'm getting reviewed by someone who I usually put all my stories to. Everyone come and laugh when he does mine.
http://www.livestream.com/somethingabout20percent 3:30PM EST.

In no particular order!
Starkiller
Jackie(Darkness)
Jean Luc-Picard
Spock And Rarity
Q
Bruce Banner
Fry
Captain Shephard(femshep)
Courier/Lone Wanderer
Gordan Freeman
Samus
Samurai Jack
(Subject to change)

This is only a list I could come up currently. If you don't see your request, it might be because I either don't know that character or person at all, or I'm just not sure how to make it funny.

Oh man, writing this piece sure is awesome, I may even give a spoiler. In fact, I might do just that!

What You can look forward to:
-Jive-Talking Space Aliens
-Epic Odyssey
-Absolutely nothing above this line(!)
-Ponies
-Observations
-Thrilling monologues

Can't wait!

People I've talked to said that the other idea I'd had was less than good, so I got another. This one seemed cool. A philosophic discussion between and OC and Celestia on the relative merits of being human or pony. My good friend said that seemed 'lame' so.... More observer is it.

Considering doing the same thing as everyone else and writing an FoE offshoot about some boring pony. Thoughts?

Hello everyone. If you liked reading my story, The Dwindling Sanity of Terry Smith, please check out the stories of Cinor, Cinor being the username. But first allow me to explain why. This story came to me while I was at the gym. It felt like a different story and I wasn't sure anyone would like it, so I put it under a separate account (not sure if allowed).
Sorry for any inconvenience.