Step One: Eat cereal and notice that the milk has turned blue.
Step Two: Remember that the cereal you're eating is full of chocolate pieces, no marshmallows
Step Three: Stop and wonder why the milk in your cereal is blue.
Step Four: Check the food and find that not only is the milk past the printed date but that the cereal that was opened two weeks ago might have expired.

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I'd like to be further along with the below writing queue, but unfortunately between work (some folks complain about their nine to five, my work days are like two-four days straight, literally 48 to 96 hours or longer) and shit like getting dragged off to strip-clubs against my will and receiving very last minute 24 hour CQ duty (24 hours of doing fucking nothing), I basically lose my weekends which are pretty much the only time I have to write. Still, please have a gander of things both coming

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If you're wondering why I'm blogging so much today, it's because I'm really antsy and want to post my latest atrociously written story, but I can't because I refuse to post without the cover art. I mean it's ready to be posted but I'd like to wait, don't want to put out an incomplete product and all. Anyway, in the mean time if you're bored, have some more of my odd life stories.

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This Ain’t Hollywood!

By: Ian Vega-Cerezo AKA Your Antagonist

Characters

Captain Badguy- (CB) A short tempered and easily flustered villain who has captured the Unnamed Hero and is ready to put a bullet into the hero’s smug face to keep him from interfering in his future plans.

The Unnamed Hero (UH)- A hard-boiled do-gooder, who won’t crack under pressure, and is constantly looking for a means to escape his bindings.

Henchman A (HA)- Has qualms with his bosses methods.

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Do you like children? I fucking don't, or at least not most of them, and I think I'm justified in my saying this because some kids are awesome as hell while others haven't been struck enough by their parents. (Yeah, I said it, now deal with it.) You know what I do like however? Metal Slug. I fucking love Metal Slug with the exception of Metal Slug 1, 7 and the GBA edition. I love metal slug so much I can beat 2 and X in 10 credits losing no lives on the first four stages.

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Howdy, Antagonist here,

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Your Antagonist checking in from lovely Fort Drum, NY,

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Antagonist here,

So to make a long story short, I graduated from basic training (again), and am now a proud member of the prestigious infantry brotherhood. Sad to say, due to decisions and circumstances, I won't be jumping out of any planes just yet (one day, dammit, I'll get my airborne wings one day). As for where I'll go now, 'tis in the hands of the fates.

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