So I may or may not have just spent the last hour or so on IRC with a straight friend, playing the part of a mare and fulfilling some of his fetishes. And afterward, he may or may not have made a joke about rewriting The Smile Song as The Boner Song.

I didn't do that.

I rewrote it as The Clopping Song.

So there. That's better.

So yesterday I was bored and looking around for a good clop fic, and one called Room 219 popped up in the Featured box. I read over the summary (An on-the-ropes college colt who is about to be dropped from school because of a lack of money decides to start helping out students who are "stressed" through sex. A couple of drunken friends somewhat jokingly give him the idea, and he decides he'll do anything to earn the bits to stay in

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