In the style of Pickle Barrel Kumquat
Kidz Bop covered Barry White's "Your Sweetness Is My Weakness" yesterday.

Oh, girl, you know like I know, uh-huh
What your lovin', girl, has done for me
Like a Mona Lisa hangin' on a wall, uh-huh
You're a lovely sight, lovely sight to see, mmm, hmm

The way you give me your sweet love happiness
Any place and time
When you look at me I get weak in my knees get emotional
I'm so thankful that you're mine

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I got a US$75 gift card from Amazon.com. I claimed it today. Now I am using it for the purpose of squeezing in two ("[G-]Rated, Uncut") single-DVD versions of both My Little Pony: Equestria Girls films into a cart that includes:

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(PUBLICITY PHOTO COURTESY OF DEVIANTART)
IDEA: Scootaloo, professional singer, dominates musical landscape of Equestria during the 1980s and early 1990s

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You've Met Abraham Lincoln.
Now Meet His Hilarious Butler!

PREMIERES WEDNESDAY OCT. 14 AT 8:30PM!
ON EBC 1!
Promotion © MCMXCVIII by EBC. ™, ® & Copyright © 1998 by Paramount Pictures. All Rights Reserved.

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We’re the Koch Brothers!
We run Koch Industries!

You two are problems!

Hey Kids
We’re Chuck and Dave
We buy politicians
Who are Republican

We fund more than
43 thousand
TV commercials
For the right-wing

More than half of those ads
Are from the AFP
An organization that stands
for Americans For Prosperity

The AFP aired over 27,000 ads
Between January and August
Of this year!

They don't want you to know this
But they also own Georgia Pacific

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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) confirmed today, through laboratory tests, the first case of Ebola to be diagnosed in the United States in a person who had traveled to Dallas, Texas from Liberia. The patient did not have symptoms when leaving West Africa, but developed symptoms approximately four days after arriving in the U.S. on Sept. 20.

[Center for Disease Control and Prevention, 9/30/14]

OK right-wingers. Time to POLITICIZE EBOLA!

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I am a democratic and progressive Brony born to a mother who thinks Ted Nugent is an idiot. He really is. The heavy metal musician leads and is little more than a sock-puppet for the NRA. I'm sure that if he appeared on an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, he'd play a guy named Cat Scratch who'd be more than happy to become BFFs with a griffon named Gilda.

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Here shall be that 45. I was considering, the other day, making a 45 RPM single from a fictitious, self-titled, debut solo album for Scootaloo, i.e. one released by her in 1975 (CBS/Columbia EC 33331).

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One People's Climate March Day in Bikini Bottom, a person who wants to defeat big oil, coal, and gas (played below by Patchy the Pirate), sent the Mainstream Media (played below by SpongeBob and Patrick) an invitation to report on the largest global warming protest on record:

And that about sums it up really.

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4chan, as usual, is under fire from the Brony community right now for this set of "episode leaks" from this coming season of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic:

501: Cutie Mark Magic - Part 1
Curious as to why the castle appeared, Twilight and her friends investigate a mysterious map that leads them to a strange town.

502: Cutie Mark Magic - Part 2
Fearing a trap, Twilight turns to Discord to help rescue her friends from Maredane.

503: The Crystal Caper

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