My reaction to FNAF:

My theme song if I was in a team deathmatch against every villain in the series (my team: me):

I have this little number:

And this:

So, my crush's mom texted my mom who texted my dad and told me that my crush is a little... Uncomfortable with me at the moment.
Which, looking back at it, is completely understandable.
I won't go into depth of it, because... Well... I'm obsessed with fantasy. Possessed with my screams. with that girl.
I'll give us a break, but I hope I don't get Friend Zoned.
Otherwise, as Spike would say:
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

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If I find out my crush is a pegasister (I really hope she is),
I wanna send her this by e-mail:

It's friggin' perfect.

I knew school could put the hurt on a lot of people, which believe me, I know (don't ask), but wow. 2 users that I really like (as iFriends ((friends on the Internet))) have felt its hideous effects.
Silver Melodies and Unbridled Dolly.

Don't worry. Hopefully, before you know it, pain and suffering will be a thing of the past. Hang in there!

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Ooooooooooohhh... That's tough.
Either...
The Light,
or the DJ.

So, you know the dramatic decrease in air pressure that caused temperatures to go way low in the span of 12 hours recently?
Well, I caught a minor cold for that. The symptoms: Perky, yet wacky throat the first day, and a stuffy nose.
Remember: Being sick is not fun.

Wait...
So Prince Blueblood holds the same kind of position as the other princesses, correct?

So,
A.) Where the Hell's his kingdom?
B.) Why is he not mentioned more in the show IF HE'S FREAKING ROYALTY?
C.) Why is he not an alicorn?
I mean, my OC is a male alicorn, so why not Blueblood?

...Aaaaaannnnnddddd... Yep, it's that day.
13 years ago, when I was 1 (no, seriously), it happened.
The darkest day in our freakin' epic nation (next to the start of the Civil War).

Yeah, I know. We've ALL heard of 9/11 and the sheer terror wave that washed over America when the planes hit. But, you know what? Fuck it. I'm mentioning it.
And, yeah.
Everyone who's wearing a hat-
Does that include-

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