I have a bone to pick with you guys.

Can't you complain JUST ONCE that I'm not writing? I mean, seriously.

Seriously.

So yeah, those three (or four) stories I have planned should be coming out around never (that way I don't have to keep any promises that I would break anyway).

So yeah.

Yeah.

First of all, get off my bach.

Second of all, none of you have really been complaining, so that first part didn't really make any sense, it also included a pun.

Third of all, I'm working on stories... mostly... some of the time... I might think about them a couple times a day... maybe a couple times a week.

Fourth of all, I'M WORKING ON IT.

Fifth of all, Spike the Racist Dragon will probably come out before the horrible shipfic I have planned.

Sixth of all, yeah.

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Yes, I know a little bit Latin. And by a little bit I mean I just entered my second year of studying it. So yeah. Barely any.

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I love writing these things. Heh heh heh. One of my favorite things to do as a writer is to go "Oh, you like this character? Guess what: DEAD. HAHAHAHA." That doesn't happen in my latest short fic, of course, but it's still fun to do.

Anyway, go check it out, it's given a pretentious title based off a pretentious poem in a pretentious manner. It's called "That Has Made All the Difference".

Secretive reference to Batmare if you read it carefully.

I more convinced myself to come back into fanfiction. I just started reading it again and wanting to write my own. Oh well. I'll just use the excuse of how, "It improves my writing skills," to get around it.

Happy now?

Did I say week? I meant forever.

I'm not gonna be writing fanfiction anymore. Bye.

Gonna be gone rest of the week.

HAHAHAHAHA.

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?

I'm writing fanfiction, FANFICTION! Fanfiction is just above Twilight (the book series) on the horribleness scale of terribleness!

And worse of all, I'm writing fanfiction about candy-colored ponies for a little girls' show!

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?! (I wish I could use a proper interrobang for that)

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Anyway,

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the next chapter should be out Wednesday.

Batmare's officially done. FOREVERRRR. (Well, maybe not forever...) I published the final chapter a couple of minutes ago. That weight is off my shoulders.

You know what goes well with relief from a heavy weight? More weight. So I then decided to publish WYBIGE. Yay! I hope you guys like it.

I got some sort-of editors to help tear it limb from limb before I published it. I learned something about me and constructive criticism, I either:

1. Do it (very rare)
2. Argue with you

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Postponing Batmare's final chapter release date to the sixth or, at the very latest, seventh. I have been surprised with sudden AMERICAN vacations. It will come soon.