Soarin has a date with a princess of Equestria, and he is stoked for it. Little does he know that he will fall for someone very different than what he ever could've thought.

Spike was once again rejected by Rarity. Fueled by hatred, he insists that all unicorns are pure evil. He begins to rampage murderously, sending everypony up into a dither. But, when he is chased away, will he be able to come back to reality and stop being so racist?

If you can't tell from the title alone, this is based off Flight of the Conchord's song "Albi the Racist Dragon". Go check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLltYjpxpwI

* May not be happy and may not be forever.

It's the ending of your typical Flutterdash shipfic. Everything is perfect. Everyone is perfectly in love. Everyone has put aside their anti-homosexual views after firstly being stubborn to the point of mundanity. Everything is perfect. But the MLP universe, even though it is a lot better than our own in some respects, is not perfect. What happens ex post facto?

What happens after 'happily ever after'?

In the mares' room at their high school, Rarity, who's popular, Rainbow Dash, who's bossy, Applejack, who's an exchange student from Appleloosa, and Derpy, who likes muffins, convene to talk about their daily lives and the troubles they have with stallions.

Based on the recurring sketch The Girls' Room from "The Amanda Show".

All cultures have a creation story. Some have scripture about omnipotent beings creating everything from scratch. Others have tales explaining how things came to be. In the land and lands surrounding Equestria, there are three prominent stories: one for dragons, one for griffons, and one for ponies. All three stories tell of a mythical creature being sealed into the icy earth far in the north. One is rising again. Princess Celestia sends Twilight Sparkle and friends to protect Equestria from the impending doom if the being is allowed to escape once more.

What if ponies did poop rainbows? What would happen? What if only one pony pooped rainbows? What if that rainbow poop proved to be an incredible source of near limitless energy?

One day, Rainbow Dash looked down after recently using the restroom. To her surprise, her feces was multicolored. Twilight begins to experiment with the promising substance, only to discover a way to use it as an incredibly powerful energy source.

Rating Teen and Sex just to be safe. It talks about it (in a very scientific sense) but does not show it.

Derpy convinces Minuette to use Doctor Whooves' time machine. Things get out of hand when Derpy decides to dig a hole...

Part of the third(?) SALT contest. Check it out here: http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=936&thread=4291

Also thanks to adamscage for the pic.

Rainbow Dash had a choice. She could've either gone for the Wonderbolts, or made friends. After choosing the former, she looks back on the decision with regret.

Cover image by DabuPL.

Derpy loves her daughter. She likes her friends in Ponyville as well. But things take a turn for the worse when Derpy gets in an accident.

As written by Derpy and Rainbow Dash in their journals.

Lyra Heartstrings is a glorious mathematician, so it is no surprise when she decides to celebrate Pi Day with a pie-eating contest. As a critic of fancy-shmancy mathematics, Applejack bets Lyra that she can win the contest. Coincidentally, the contest also takes place on a day that Ponyville is to be a recipient of Princess Celestia, and things go downhill from there.

Part of the second SALT contest.